I sold my head on ebay
and bought a television with my profits.
Using a staple gun
and some super glue
I have achieved the ultimate makeover.
I have 346 channels
and a power button now.
car ride takes ten minutes the shouting match that ensues only takes about seven
a full seventeen minutes and you are saying "I wish you were mine"
the moon isn't full and my stomach is a knot
oh i'm alive im alive
oh magic little phylactery
oh remarkable red remedy
oh sing modern science, sing
for your prisons you have pills
one for my heavy heart
one for my woes
one for the hole inside
that cannot be found