Everybody Poops
with a book
parents everywhere lock their children
in a college dorm for a month
what horrors
the children will see--
pretty painted toenails
on the dirtiest bathroom floors
it's the quickest most efficient way
to learn that Everybody Poops
because the poopers are NEVER
THE PEOPLE YOU EXPECT--
always the daintiest of toenails
always the most lotiony of legs
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she lay panting on his velvety couch,
out of breath
after her ladylike discourse
on the proper method of raising children
her nostrils flared like a skirt
in a tampon commercial
Freud found
himself hopelessly,
hopelessly
in
love
with
her
THE END
if this doesn't get "wtf" reactions I have failed
ReplyDeletecollege is one hell of a drug
ReplyDeleteI gave you a wtf because you asked for it. I knew this was yours when I read the title. I can surely say I feel you and I will remember this poem 4EVER BRO 4EVER.
ReplyDeletehaha. 'lotiony'. haha.
ReplyDeletepoop i love poop
ReplyDeletei like this so much
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