grey cat

yeah—I trained my cat to be just like me
so he's mean, you know, he'll bite you in the face
I like to let him claw me up, the pain is nice
and the scratch marks look kind of cool

I named him Mr. Shankly, after a Smiths song
and frankly, he is an ass
grey striped, small bodied, a bundle of fear

people prolly all become their pets eventually