Thursday, November 25, 2010

the true meaning of underarmour

designers sell underwear for
breasts sized
mosquito bite to small anthill

however,
if you have real beehives
(nothing that can be contained
with some lace or ruffles,
lest the bees sting through)

then they get out the WD-40
and the medieval armor
and they consult some iron maidens
as a focus group

and then they attach an steel
breast plate to silk
and call it "full coverage"
manufacture bras in the colors of
bear trap
and contain-me coral
and peekagette pink

oh, bra the color of no-nipples-night
please knight me

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